Police man vs Auto Rickshaw man

Have you ever wondered why our Chennai Police catch hold of  Auto
rickshaw fellow often.... ??? The answer is "EGO"



Similarities -

1)      Same Kakhi Uniform

2)      Work for public

3)      No fixed timings

4)      Automan has Auto Stand and Police have Police booth

Well so far it's good, but why did I mention "EGO" as the answer. Here

it comes:



Traffic Police have a charge sheet which is to be used when someone goes

against the traffic rules. Well, if u see the charge sheet book, it will

be as new as ever cos it is never used so far nor will be used in the
future J.. but how is it possible.. doesn't the police need to do its

duty.. Well they do.... How they work is simple,

1.      Ask for relevant documents
2.      Look straight into you, and the dress u wear
3.      As per the costume they fix the price - More u look trendy more
the charge would be
4.      Take you aside, near a tree, then go behind the tree and

negotiation starts.

Police- How much can u offer as bribe??

Offender - Sir I don't have cash

P- How much do u have?

O- Less than wht u ask?

P- That's ok, pay and leave

O- Sir... scratching the head..

P- Are u going to pay or shall I file a case against you.(Just for
threatening purpose)

O- ok Sir, here is the cash.



Case solved, Police happy that he got cash, Offender is happy that no
case has been filed against him.



While Autorickshaw man's life is quite simple

1)      Once they purchase an auto the first thing they do is cut the
"METER" wire

2)      They ask the passenger to pay above the meter, but the meter
doesn't work yar.

3)      They determine the price

4)      The minimum price for 3 Kms is 10Rs. While their minimum charge
would be 60Rs.

5)      They block the bus stand, to get more passengers, over load the
auto with 15 passengers which has to have just 3 passengers.

6)      They have their Union which goes on strike if something happens
to one autowala.

So do you now agree with the answer I have given? The policeman having

all the authority has to hide behind a tree a to get the money... While

automan sits in his place and earns more than what he is supposed to do
:)



Tats y policeman are always behind automan.. :) :)